Jonny

The definition of legend. Generally short, he has a big cock and all the girls want him to make their gashes froth. He normally gets on with people by the name of Jake and James.

Jake: 'Jonny, I love you man'

Jonny: 'Sure you do pal. The feelings mutual, in a less gay way'

by legendaryurbanner October 17, 2011

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Johny

A very sweet guy that is very cute. He is amazing and will treat you so well! He is very nice and is very funny and always knows how to put a smile on your face. they’re usually very soft and sensitive so don’t mess with there emotions!

“Did you meet the new kid Johny?” “Yeah, hes so sweet”

by Hi ig May 23, 2018

Jonny 4 Fingers

Crazy ass Italian who cuts bitches fingers off when they dont pay for cocaine!

Pay your debt or Jonny 4 Fingers will cut your finger off!

by E-Rrrockkk October 30, 2008

Jonny Fly

A 20-year old pro wrestler who got in trouble for throwing a punch at the referee, Hardcore Jerry and now Jerry and Fly are arch rivals. Also known as "Jonny Bug"

Hardcore Jerry: Hey Bug, I'm callin' you out!
Jonny Fly: Go for it, shithead!
(Hardcore Jerry jumps Jonny Fly and the fight begins!)

by Tardy McTard July 30, 2004

Jonny Empire

Rock musican in band Hempire/Super Jesus In A Party Hat. God, to most men. Sexual Beast to all women.

That asshole jonny empire sucks at music, and has a small dick.

by kingkamayamaya August 14, 2010

Jobbywobbler

This is when youre mate is either wasted or on the verge of death and you help pull out his jobby by the use of wobbling and/or shaking.

Here did you here about that wasted guy at yesterdays party

Yes I did , supposedly he was mid way through a shite and big Dave helped him out by doing a Jobbywobbler's duties.

by Blehhdlcnjdlcnjoc June 12, 2011