death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

by jobbycake March 21, 2016

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Jobbi

noun: used to describe literally anything without the actual mention of the thing

you gotta watch the ex and rants jobbi

should I post the smiling jobbi or nah

I thought it was some monumental jobbi

by 101freejefe June 7, 2023

Wiki Jobby

where a person uses the, occasionally very wrong, site wikipedia to take "factual" information because they can't be bothered researching it themselves. this may be used when doing homework or research.

Teacher: "This all looks copied!"
Tom M: "That's a Wiki Jobby Sir"
Teacher: "I will put Wiki Jobby on it and shame him!"

by AKA Sid July 22, 2009

side jobby

The side jobby is a sexual move where two or more men stand on either side of someone (usually another man) who is on their knees, and smack and thrust their penis om and around the ear canal.

Last night these 6 guys at the bar gave me a side jobby.

by MangekyoJesus May 17, 2017