the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician
by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003
Get the death metal jobbymug. When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.
I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .
Totally gutted.
Totally gutted.
by jobbycake July 17, 2016
Get the Big fat jobby cakemug. by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005
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Get the Jobbymug. by Moan the GERS January 24, 2020
Get the Jobbiemug.