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jizzle diddlin

playing with himself
by Issa dick May 8, 2017
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Jizzle

When u add a little something extra to ur brownie
I put a little jizzle on my brownie
by YOUWANTSOMECOCK!!!!! September 25, 2017
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jizzle

When he cums only alittle bit. Like a 'drizzle' of jizz.
Last night he jizzled. It could've been better.
by a sad person May 15, 2016
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Lord Jizzle

One who traverses bridge between the seen and the unseen, a purveyor of sustained and rigorous thought, a socratic gadfly capable of cultivating the creative tension necessary to unveil the sheaths of the enigmatic human psyche. The title commonly follows the honorific His Holiness.
We've travelled across land and sea to listen to the teachings of His Holiness Lord Jizzle.
by The Three Initiates November 22, 2021
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Jizzle

A jizzle is inmate slang for someone being extorted in prison. Typically the JIZZLE will be paying weekly commissary (soups, honey buns, chips) to their war daddy, because they are too scared to defend themselves.
Man that boy was a jizzle in prison, he soft as hell!
by KingWarDaddy November 15, 2023
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Jizzling

Michaelangelo was late to dinner because he had to finish jizzling David’s pubes.
by Michael C. December 1, 2023
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Jizzled Splizard

The act of inserting Canadian Dew Worms into ones anus and farting them into the face of their partner.
Saturday nights aren't complete until one has a good old fashioned Jizzled Splizard.

Thank you Gary for the incredible Jizzled Splizard!
by Grundle Fly June 3, 2022
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