jikini

(noun)
1.An imaginary friend's friend who is, also, imaginary.
2.A word said to express a fairly attractive woman or an awkward silence.

1.Nobody can see Fred's jikinis becuase Fred is imaginary.
2.Taylor Jarmas was the last one to say jikini, so he was slapped in the face.

by Jerry B. Collins April 20, 2008

Adam Jenkins

An absolute fucknut
He is a fat cunt who can rape you with his eyes.
He should be shot in the kneecaps because the bullet will bounce off anywhere else

Adam Jenkins: Get in my office

Innocent child: (mutters under his breath) SHIT

Adam Jenkins: (eye rape)

Innocent child: (dies of stroke)

by Shoot Adams kneecaps October 21, 2019

Old Man Jenkins

Similar to Mr. Wilson of the popular Dennis The Menace series, though with a hint of Mr. Magoo. Grumpy and bumbling, usually always gets his "come-uppens'"

Old Man Jenkins was chasing after the neighbor's bratty 7 year old kid but slipped on a banana peel just as he was about to grab the kid.

by K. Aman March 16, 2005

whats jankin mo

the act of saying whats up in slang term
came from the word whats cracking
just sounds more catchy

what up cuz whats jankin mo

by mrfresh May 6, 2009

hyuk-jinism

perfection in life

way to be a hyuk-jin!
You got a 100% average? This is excellent hyuk-jinism!

by troyboogers September 1, 2009

jenkin drop'n'pop

masturbating while taking a dump, or at least in the same sitting. The term was derived during a conversation held among friends, on what the proper term for a solo blumpkin would be. One said "a Jenkin?" and another said "a drop and pop!" and a third suggested combining the two. Following this came the idea of a ROCK BOTTOM - pick a hand

Thank you very much. See you in twenty minutes, I'll be taking a Jenkin Drop'n'pop

by James Delaware November 11, 2010

jankin rod

dick: evolution of etymology of jank

I janked mi jankin rod wit mi jankin stick cuz i was bored.

by chris ostrom November 3, 2004