Family Jewls

Basicaly a blokes Bollocks, Handed down through the family, thas where it gets its name from

'Dude i just got kicked in the Family Jewls' '*Cringes*Ow that must of hurt'

by JBW April 20, 2006

Jeweuche

A Jewish Deuche;the act of being jewish at the same time someone calls u a deuche a dirty deuche

Phatman is a Jeweuche''wow that cop was a jeweuche

by juggalo_ryda_420 March 8, 2009

Jewlissa

Smart-dumb whore that is an over achiver and can't handle the penis

She is definitely a Jewlissa.

by E-man Fritzybear February 27, 2015

Jewlake

jewlake is a socalled hacking site where a bunch of 12 year old kiddie scripters and morons hack fansites and

such to prove thier complete /b/ tardidness they only hang around hacking sites and are only involved with themselves

kids that think theyre hardcore indeed trying to prove thier as good as 4chan

lets go to jewlake.com
nah its quite gay and stupid

by killer.instinct January 10, 2010

Jewlery

A stupid and senseless way for idiots to pronounce the word jewelry. Commonly spoken by those who pronounce the word nuclear as nucular.

"Hey honey, how about we go to the jewlery store and pick out your engagement ring?"

"Not a chance, moron. Hey, read a book once in a while, k?"

by silent judger September 7, 2012

Jeslut

A church going goody-two-shoes, who seems innocent and like he/she is a virgin to everyone he/she knows, but actually has quite the sex drive and knows how to satisfy it. Leads somewhat of a double life.

Hey, see that girl over there with the turtle neck sweater and cross pendant? I totally banged her last night... she's totally a Jeslut!

by hot-stuff93 July 19, 2010

jewjutsu

JewJutsu is the art of conning someone out of their money, the art of being a jew. The etymology is as follows: Jew is aramaic or hebrew for being jew, and Jutsu is japanese and refers to the art or technique of something, like juujutsu--the art of softness.

Damn, i can't believe i fell for Bernie Madoffstein's shrewd deception and lost all my friggin' money...his JewJutsu was far too cunning for me.

Japanese Samurai: Get ready to face the wrath of my juujutsu foolish Jewish peon...You've robbed these rice-farmers long enough!
Mr. Goldbergstein: You may have your juujutsu, but you must face my JEWJUTSU!!!!

by hikaru sulu January 8, 2010