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jape

to steal something in a shady fashion
'Oh poo it seems some jiggery pokery has been afoot someone has stolen my wallet' quote from confessions of a toff
by Jiffy April 9, 2005
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japenese dookie roll

A traditional Japanese art of Dookie rolling, when the male lays a large log, the males of the village would proceed to wrap their flaccid shlongs around it representing a sushi roll.
Man I wish I could have a Japenese dookie roll.
by Hot McChicken January 16, 2017
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West Japeepee

East Bumblefuck is the styx but West Japeepee is even worse
by Courtney August 25, 2003
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jalex

A girl who dresses in latex.

Latex is her fetish.
She does this in secret, but will often use it to tease a selected few.

A jalex looks good in latex and knows it!

When trying to picture a jalex, think of Hermione Granger dressed as Catwoman.
"That girl is wild, bet shes a jalex."

"I gotta hit that man, i can swear shes a jalex and its hot!"

"she's playing all hard-to-get, but i bet she really is a jalex"
by Harry Pizzle October 7, 2009
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Jape

Jape is an adjective that means more awesome than FUCKING AWESOME. A jape party was awesome, crazy, fun, dope, amazing, exciting, incredible, invigorating, all-in-all fucking awesome.

Don't overuse jape though, it is a word to be used only when something so incredible happened that "fucking awesome" isn't enough.

If you got wasted and jumped off the roof into the pool at a frat party, that's exciting.

If you went to a Waka Flocka Flame concert, smoked a blunt with the security guy, and got him to let you on stage, that's fucking awesome.

If you went to Tomorrowland in the Netherlands (it's the world's biggest rave), did E, had a threesome with blond twins in a tent, then went to the afterparty with Tiesto and partied like it was Project X, then you can tell your friends you had a "jape" night.

Enough said.
Bruh, that huge rave in Vegas was jape. I hooked up with a chick who looked like Megan Fox while on E.

Dude, I just met Kanye West! He invited me to a house party at his mansion. Kevin Hart and Kim Kardashian are gonna be there.
That's fuckin' jape man!

Yo, you know that Asian guy in my art class? His dad is a billionaire. I went to his penthouse in San Francisco and he drove me across the Bay Bridge in his Bugatti! Damn that was a jape car.
by Lil Frosty June 1, 2014
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Japedophile

Non-Japanese person who behaves more like a Japanese than their Japanese counterparts. For example, a Japedophile may: 1) have a large anime collection, 2) majored in Japanese Studies/language, 3) always had a Japanese boyfriend/girlfriend, 4) dreams of teaching English in Japan, 5) studies Japanese martial arts, 6) owns only Japanese AV/porn, and 7) like Japanese food over all else. They also may practice Japanese religions, perfer to speak Japanese, and play with tokimeki dolls.
Tim is such a Japedophile. Even girlfriend Aiko is getting sick of always talking about Japan to him.
by Bishamon August 27, 2006
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Jamexico

coutry in which all citizens are required to smoke pot and do other sick shit. Nationality of its ppl consist of half Mexican half Jamaican. They are often called Jamexicans.
Sean Paul is such a Jamexican, he should go back to Jamexico.
by bob taco May 1, 2006
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