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jacked

(verb) 1. to jack someone (usually of the opposite sex) is to claim ownership of said person, which means the jacker, and only the jacker, may can ask them out. However, jacking is usually just a way of claiming ownership to an extremely hot guy you will probably only see once.

2. Jacking is also a game that can be played with friends when out somewhere with lots of sexy people around or with celebrities. You can also spilt jack, this is were you share a celebrity with a fellow jacker.

3. It can also be a joke of mocking someone who is not jacking material or of just announcing how funny/cute/awesome you think someone is, but are not necessarily hot.

(Warning! If you play Jacked with friends, their may be potential pushing, screaming and hair pulling.)
1. -Hey, I jacked that guy in the abercrombie hoodie!

-Ahh damn! Then I jacked his hot friend.

2. -Dude, I've jacked Johnny Depp.

-Fuck you! I'm in love with him, can we split jack?

3. -Damn I still cant't believe you jacked that guy, he was so fucking hot!

- Aww fine, I'll let you have that guy over there with his mum!
by TheRedRocker October 28, 2011
mugGet the jackedmug.

jacked

Did you see that guy? He's really jacked!
by bob June 3, 2002
mugGet the jackedmug.

Jack

Always Bouncing from girl to girl
"Jack's always bouncing from girl to girl, just choose"
by IDontKnowYouDontKnow November 15, 2018
mugGet the Jackmug.

JACK

a man, of usually an older age, who is the man. he does whatever he pleases and doesn't care what anybody else thinks. he has a good sense of humor and can be found often laughing at his own jokes. he likes to tell younger men about his stories from back in the day, and most of the stories are legendary. he is respected by all who walk among him. (JACK must be spelled with all capital letters)
"that man over there is JACK and is always telling me crazy stories about his glory days."
by Michiganfan4 November 18, 2009
mugGet the JACKmug.

jacked

I was jacked out of my mind.
by Gaetani April 14, 2003
mugGet the jackedmug.

jack

Absolutely nothing; a shortened form of jack shit or jack squat and a synonym of diddly.
Your wife: "Hi honey...my, you're home late. What did you do today?"
You: "Jack."
Your wife: "How was your day at work?"
You: "What? Where's my dinner?"
by Nick D September 9, 2006
mugGet the jackmug.

jack jack

A person that is addicted to starbucks and/or usually calls great people "chu chu"
by asdfasdfasdf September 24, 2008
mugGet the jack jackmug.

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