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car jacker

used mostly for someone giving a handjob while riding in a car
Man jennifer is such a car jacker! Did you hear about her carride with will last year?
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jacket

"He robbed a bank! It's in his jacket!"
"He must be an alcoholic because a DUI is in his jacket."

"She's a thief! Don't trust her! Shoplifting is in her jacket!"
by jwinter August 11, 2017
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Jacker's Arm

When one's arm is too sore or in extreme pain due to excessive masturbation. Usually interferes with everyday activities and can take weeks to recover from.
John: Dude I took like three Tylenol pills this morning

Brandon: What do you have the cold?

John: Nah, I got a bad case of the Jacker's Arm.
by Pandad March 24, 2009
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Cum Jacker

A single woman in her mid to late thirties who lies to a man, telling him that she is on the pill, while in fact she is not. She does this with the ultimate goal to get pregnant.
Can you believe she turned out to be a cum jacker? Now I'm a freakin' Dad.
by Judcliff April 19, 2010
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Heel Jacker

A male who is flexible enough to masturbate using the heels of their feet. Heel jackers are known to have extremely smooth heels.
Insept is a known heel jacker. One could determine this by smoothness of his heels.
by wtfzomgbbq September 11, 2007
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llama jacket

1) A really nasty jacket that closely resembles road-kill
2) A jacket that looks like a dead llama
3) Similar to the alpaca variety
Chris: EW, wtf is up with yo jacket man?!
Crock: errr...
Chris: llama jacket!
by Daniel.Druff January 17, 2008
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Hackney Jacket

Slang phrase for a coffin. Named after the inner-city London Borough of Hackney.
If you do that again, we'll fit you for a Hackney Jacket.
by huntaround January 15, 2010
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