jismslap

When a guy cums on his hand and slaps the girl's ass.

Man: Dude, i just jismslapped my girlfriend last night.

Other man: That's awesome dude!

by Asian guy April 25, 2012

jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.

I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.

by Spratt626 November 17, 2015

jism wapper

Youngster-often used to describe an adolecent

Yo, jism wapper, bring me a beer you worthless puke.

by p_jackson March 30, 2018

Jdism

The worship of a majestic man, not one man in particular but any of your choosing

I'm a follower of Jdism, I worship Hitler

by Fathership2pointoh September 18, 2018

Jism

When a male or female jerks another person off and asphyxiates them with their jizz

I heard Trevor cheated on you. What did you do?!
Well, I first acted like I was gonna sleep with him then I jism’d the f**k out of him

by BajMajVaj July 23, 2019

jrasmus

A stupid overwatch gamer who has no friends

This is a JRasmus

by I could not use my own name 8( January 22, 2020

Jaismy

A girl with usually brown curly hair, lightskin/mixed race, small titties and a big ass. She is very funny and caring however she becomes very attached to certain boys and like them for many years and the truth is, they will never love her back. She often breaks other guys hearts because she has also been heart-broken in the past. She ususally doesn't have eyes on anybody else except for one guy. She has been so hurt that often she will make stupid mistakes then realise what she's done after. Because she's been taken as a joke for years she is very insecure. She just needs someone who can love her and let her know her worth. Other than that, she is beautiful.

Person A: Who is that beautiful girl over there?
person B: Oh her? That's Jaismy!

by BeatsHeadPhonesGuy May 26, 2020