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Jonáš

Is a dink with a girlfriend who doesn’t like him back.
by Ubbuf March 5, 2020
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That girl is going to be punished by Jonás
by Federicomechochos September 14, 2020
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jonás

Literalmente un dios
Esa chica será castigada por Jonás
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Jonáš

He’s a gift from satan and pure hell. He’s a big player, doesn’t know how to tepláky and has appearance of pig. Also he is very homiesexual.
My friend: I like Jonáš
Me: *slaps the hell out of her*
by THEonlyFAXspitter November 22, 2021
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Jónás

A very good human. Bence is his vasfarok királyfi. He is good in owerwatch but Bence too. Jónás can mean jood (zsidó)
when we change some letters in his name. Antónia is his girlfriend
1:hey dude who is jónás?
2:he is the king and Bences's friend
by berewaeasdeas October 18, 2022
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Jónás

he is a king and his friend bence is his vas ..... királyfi. they are gods in overwatch. Bence claps him but he is also good.
Jónás need to buy food for Bence
by berewaeasdeas October 18, 2022
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Jonas Brothers

Of all the boy bands and of all the Disney pop idols, the Jonas Brothers are the worst of the worst. They have unfortunately come back with a new album recently. Oh, and their music is NOT ROCK. We don't mean that as being something other than rock (as long as it's not something we're wholly, diametrically, unequivocally opposed to in and of itself), but NOT ROCK as in IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE. Much like Avril Lavigne, Olivia Rodrigo, Pink and Kelly Clarkson, the Jonas Brothers represent the most embarrassing attempts to clone rock music out there.
Jonas Brothers Fan: The Jonas Brothers really are an awesome and a talented band. I'm proud of them. I don't hate anything about them! GO AWAY IF YOU HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS! YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!

Anti-Pop Snob Who Has Taste: No! The Jonas Brothers are NOT talented and they are NOT awesome! They are manufactured, kid-friendly and mass-produced as hell! I can't believe America has enough idiots in it to let this crap become popular!
by Super Tips July 28, 2023
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