Joey

The human equivalent of a kangaroo. Got some brawn but no brain.

Person 1: ugh he's such a Joey
Person 2: I know right? look at those arms... but where's his brain?

Person 1: definitely between his legs. In the wrong head.

by The only guy thats sane-ish September 27, 2018

Joey

Joey:
An awesome -sister in law- who manages to pretend to like me EVERYDAY. That's a whole superpower on its own because I’m a handful x 2. ALWAYS extremely polite and smiley, A STRONG AND INDEPENDENT WOMAN who along with her sister, *SIDE NOTE* (you share clothes but have different styles, that's pretty impressive in my book, which means absolutely nothing and shouldn’t be used as a means of measurements but still) HAS 🔥 OUTFITS. A really cool human being, JOEY.
-Yasmeen, the yeetest sister in law of them all

-"She your sister-in-law?"
-"Not just my sister-in-law, that's my Joey right there, the best."

by Makan31114 November 9, 2018

Joey

Cute caring handsome tall big hearted and someone you can really love and I love one myself. He is the best thing in my life and I love him with all my heart it’s hard not to to be honest 😘

Joey my hot bae

by xXCloSoutXx March 6, 2019

Joey

A male who jerks off at sleepovers

Joey: Want to sleep over?
James: Yah sure sounds great!
Joey: Where the lotion at? *beats meat*

by Jeffbar July 6, 2019

Joey

Joey is your pal.
Joey is your buddy

You: Where is everybody?
Me: Well, they're hanging out with Joey.

by pee and poop kink August 7, 2019

Joey

Usually found flirting with blonds.

Every hot blond haired girl is taken! Must be a joey.

by Eggflopp October 15, 2019

Joey

A guy who will always stab you in the back no matter how much you give him. He doesn’t know what he wants and life and will do everything in his power to not work a minute. He is lazy and has a big ego that gets in his way. He is normally short and has a small dick.

Ew is that Joey? He’s a douche.

by Forbiddenhoney November 12, 2019