death metal jobby

the process of excreting whereby excrement is expelled at high velocity, with intermittent short blasts of anal gas, the sound produced closely resembling "death metal" style blast-beats, performed by such bands as The Berzerker, Nile, Decapitated and Mortician

Righty ho then! I'm off to take a death-metal-style jobby!!

by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003

Big fat jobby cake

When someone you know, e.g. A peer, takes a dump on your personal belongings on your birthday. Also he then smears it in.

I can't believe what happened on my birthday dude, Stewart took a big fat jobby cake on my brand new macbook pro .

Totally gutted.

by jobbycake July 17, 2016

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

The Scottish equivalent of fuckmonkey.

Aye fok off ya wee jobbie cowken peely-wally boaby bitin puggie twat bastard

by The Insult Man November 21, 2022

Wiki Jobby

where a person uses the, occasionally very wrong, site wikipedia to take "factual" information because they can't be bothered researching it themselves. this may be used when doing homework or research.

Teacher: "This all looks copied!"
Tom M: "That's a Wiki Jobby Sir"
Teacher: "I will put Wiki Jobby on it and shame him!"

by AKA Sid July 22, 2009

Jobby

A job that someone does when they don't need the money, but rather for fun or to seem like their employed friends.

Her little import business has never been profitable but it's okay because she has a huge trust fund and it's just a jobby. See trustafarian

by Iheartzombies November 26, 2010

jobby jab

When u fist someones arse then proceed to jab them with their shite on ur fist

Jonnys mum was cheeky so i to jobby jab her to keep her in place

by Ecktamine September 20, 2015