The JFK

The act of busting on your significant other’s face when in the back seat of your car. Usually followed by a salute.

Roommate 1: Dude can I have the room tonight? This chick wants to spend the night.
Roommate 2: Bro just JFK her in the back of your car.

Friend 1: Hey man I heard you were banned from uber. What happened?
Friend 2: I hit Becca with The JFK on the way back from Lollapalooza.

by TheHotDogStore April 26, 2020

JFK

John Fortnite Kennedy, one of the best president America had. Sadly he passed away from ligma.

Damn, JFK had ligma. Ligma balls, gottem!

by scrimm August 28, 2018

well assassinate me and call me JFK

expression used during sexual intercourse. it’s a form of dark forplay

“did you hear the new term used during intercourse these days ??”
“well assassinate me and call me JFK”

by bigpussyloving December 9, 2020

Having a JFK

When you haven't been feeling the pot, and you close your eyes and get hit by all of it at once.

Person A: Hey man, I'm not really feeling this shit.
Person B: Oh, yeah?
Person A: Yeah, man. *closes eyes and leans back* Bro... I just felt it all at once.
Person B: Oh, sick, you're having a JFK!

by Harena November 8, 2019

JFK

A very funny man from Clone High, normally wanting to hit on someone or be on the sports team.

JFK Quotes:
“Your wet.”
“I WAS IN A COFFIN WITH A DEAD GUY”
“MY ABS ARE SO FIRM YOU CAN GRATE CHEESE ON ‘EM”
“Nacho?”

by PrinzMarbll October 1, 2020

JFK

Falling asleep on the couch while watching tv. You are slumped over.

I was watching Netflix and JFk it on the couch.

by betoruv January 21, 2020

JFK-Hole

When you K Hole in the back of a car

The magic bullet put me in a JFK-Hole

by Bruce's Willis June 27, 2022