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japanese whaler

The act of having sex with a fat chick while in a pool or similar body of water.
Johno pulled a japanese whaler with that Amy chick last night.
by Grassman14 January 26, 2014
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Japanese Hamburger

The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.
Dude you are the worst chef ever. No I'm not going to eat your Japanese Hamburger!
by Joe Salone June 15, 2012
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Japanese watermelon

A reference to the custom in small Japanese fishing villages to discipline an unfaithful wife by having all the fishermen ejaculate into a ripe watermelon and subsequently the chatting wife had to eat it. However, some women liked it and purposely sought this discipline so it is now used as an invitation to engage in this fetish.
That girl just received a watermelon in her DM's... You know what that means! Japanese Watermelon is crazy!
by Gh0st Dawg July 31, 2020
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Japanese Pretzel

A sex position where people bend their bodies to make a pretzel postion and suck each each other's asses.
Mmm lets do the Japanese Pretzel
by CarlosTheCar October 25, 2018
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Japanese Bandana

(n.) When a man of Japanese decent places his testicles on the forehead of another man.

Synonym: Snake Eyes
Haruto and Todd grew much closer as friends after Haruto placed his nuts on Todd's forehead, performing a Japanese Bandana.
by leiman_head July 5, 2017
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Japanese Flag

Describes the effect of eating too much hot food, on the anus. White with a glowing red spot in the middle
Man that Vindaloo just reached the other end, burned so much I was jumping round the toilet rim, now I got an arse like a Japanese Flag
by Jules W December 17, 2008
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Japanese Straightening

A way to chemically straighten one`s hair so it remains straight for 6 months to a year. Usually takes up to five hours and can cost anywhere from $80-$300. Damages hair a bit but leaves it stick-straight.
Odette got her hair Japanese Straightened on Saturday, and it was so shiney and straight I couldn`t believe it! Especially since she had extremely curly hair before she got Japanese Straightening.
by RichardFanx3 August 24, 2006
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