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Iowa Flamethrower 

When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.
Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.

Guy 1: Nice
Iowa Flamethrower by ILikeCorn772 February 27, 2022

Iowa Doesn't Exist

A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.
"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"

Iowa Touchdown 

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)
Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown
Iowa Touchdown by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022

Iowa Vicegrip 

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.
Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

Iowa Lot 

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"
Iowa Lot by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

iowa city 

Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.
FACT: Iowa City has the highest percentage of people with college degrees in the world.
iowa city by fezzador July 31, 2006