iowa crinkle hole

Shoving a whole corn cob up an anus.

Hey Brian, I totally Iowa Crinkle Holed your mom last night.

by Handlebar Jim December 9, 2020

Iowa Flamethrower

When a man lights his testicles on fire and puts them in a women’s mouth to extinguish them.

Guy 1: Hey man how was your day yesterday?
Guy 2: Good me and my girl did the Iowa Flamethrower last night.

Guy 1: Nice

by ILikeCorn772 February 27, 2022

Iowa Doesn't Exist

A band. Undoubtedly, one of the bands to ever exist. With tons of and, they have taken the US by storm and will go down in history as the band.

"Hey dude, did you see Iowa Doesn't Exist last night?"
"..who?"

by DudeBroKowski August 18, 2022

Iowa Touchdown

In football, when a team scores 7 points with 2 safeties and a field goal (likely from squandering great field position from a turnover forced by their defense)

Iowa beat South Dakota St. by scoring an Iowa Touchdown

by BobBobbyBob September 3, 2022

Iowa Vicegrip

When a man is grinding his boner into his girls butt cheeks and she clenches and squeezes your nut sack into her crack and pulls away and you cant break free.

Last night, my wife gave me an Iowa Vicegrip. Now, my nuts are super sore.

by swiggityswooty23 March 10, 2023

Iowa Lot

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.

Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023

iowa city

Arguably the coolest college town in the Midwest, with only Madison WI rivalling it. Basically a suburb of Chicago, whom IC owes much of its population base (especially UI student body) and culture to. Septembers in IC are gorgeous, and Iowa football fans are as loyal and raucous as they come.

FACT: Iowa City has the highest percentage of people with college degrees in the world.

by fezzador July 31, 2006