intelligrunt

someone trained in inteligence who should be humping a typewriter, who is instead humping an m-16

If I have to explain you wouldn't understand. It's an inteligrunt thing

by small January 17, 2004

damno quod non intelligo

a) a Latin phrase meaning: I reject anything, everything and anyone I don't (and, in the overwhelming majority of cases, won't even make the effort to) understand.

b) the root of all racism, due to the fact that people refuse to properly communicate and conflict ensues.

teacher : does anyone know what damno quod non intelligo mean?

student: it means, "I reject anything, everything, and everyone I don't understand"

teacher: Bravo Michael, but how did you know? (to himself, at least there are some Latinists in this class).

by Sexydimma January 10, 2013

intelligent conversation

intelligent conversation is as the example shows.

SkyFallsDownx: assmaster 123
King Chad C: FUCK A CAKE FUCKHAM
SkyFallsDownx: I DO
SkyFallsDownx: ALL THE TIME
King Chad C: GOOD
SkyFallsDownx: LZL
King Chad C: lzzlzlzlzlzzzzzlzzzzzzwztffffffffffwfrdf
SkyFallsDownx: LOLOLOLOLBACON

by CHAD C January 6, 2005

intelligent math

A cryptic term that is part of the closing credits of some random anime show. Apparantly, the Japanese think it makes sense. More generally, it is a potentially positive modifier that may be applied to a person.

She's intelligent math.

by Scalabrini December 31, 2003

intelligent design

A theory that evolution is wrong, and the world was created and maintained by Mr.Chuck Norris. This is almost certainly true, the only flaw may be the fact that Chuck Norris has not roundhouse kicked the idiot christians who say intelligent design is about god's heads up there asses.....yet.

Idiot Christian: Intelligent design is about god. Wait why is the door open?

(roundhouse kick like noise)

Idiot Christian: OH MY GOD!! AGHHHHH GAHGG ALEGRA! (dies)

by Stan Lightsaber May 6, 2006

Intellitard

A mentally handicapped person who can perform common tasks (flushing a toilet), but fails to execute semi-complex tasks (counting change, multitasking).

For some reason, the manager always puts Jimmy on the cash register, even though he can never count the change back to the customers. You would think he would realize he's an intellitard and limit him to filling the condiment station...

by magicmonkeymeat August 1, 2008

government intelligence

A mysterious phrase that is frequently used but clearly doesn't exist.

Hey Mike, did you pass your test on government intelligence?
Sure Jim, I left the paper blank and got an A+!

by Odd86 March 2, 2017