Instagram hunter

Someone who engages in hunting for the sole purpose of posting pictures of themselves hunting on social media. Contrary to popular belief, the Instagram hunter is not actually a skilled hunter and tend to purchase expensive equipment compensate for their lack of hunting ability.

Conner- "Zach, stop taking so many selfies, we're trying to hunt."

Zach- "Just one more, how else are people supposed to know I'm hunting?"

Conner- "You're such an Instagram hunter."

by Wade6969 May 18, 2016

instaclipse

When someone posts a photo on Instagram directly after you post. Thus, said person bumps your photo from the top of the Instagram feed, eclipsing it with their own.

Kyle: Hey man. Did you just post on Instagram?
Eugene: Yah go check it out! I posted it two minutes ago.

Kyle: Oooh looks like Matt just posted one a few seconds ago. I had to scroll to see your photo.

Eugene: Damn!!! I cant believe Matt decided to instaclipse you!
Kyle: Sucks man.

by Instaman1030 November 15, 2016

Instagram Stripper

An Instagram Stripper is a girl who posts slutty pictures on the gram on a consistent basis. She will self identify as a model but the only product she is peddling is her boobs and ass. Instead of throwing dollars you simply make it rain in likes

Yo, do you follow "Insert unpaid "instagram model" here"?

Hell yea bro, she is my favorite Instagram Stripper

by holy guacomole November 12, 2019

Instagram

when you're tipsy and lost but the room is Instagram-able

I'm in the Instagram if you want to join

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Instagram Waffle

A psychological disorder where anyone who's on Instagram will compulsively overuse hashtags when describing a picture of themselves or anyone/thing on Instagram. (This disease is only common to those who own an iPhone)

Rachel: Everytime my sister is on instagram, she always has to pull a duck face pose and she always uses hashtags constantly. What's wrong with this girl?

Doctor: I'm afraid your sister is suffering from "Instagram Waffle". I recommend a Nokia Lumia or a Samsung Galaxy S4 to reduce the withdrawal syndrome, or maybe she would actually get a real life and take up sports instead of wasting her life on that thing.

by opeN5556 June 16, 2013

instagram envy

When you are jealous of someone's instagram page or their theme.

Lucy: I am suffering from instagram envy of Sophie's page
Hannah: I know right she is "goals"

by thejokerstere December 27, 2015