intoxitweeting

Tweeting while intoxicated.

person 1: did you see her tweets last night man?

person 2: yeah, but then again she was intoxitweeting from her phone.

by Vicktastic09 February 10, 2010

intoxicaving

the state of being affected by one or more psychoactive drugs while caving. CWII; caving while under the influence of intoxicants.

"my friends and i got housed and went intoxicaving."

"we went intoxicaving in complete darkness"

by tammylikeshulahoops March 7, 2010

intoxipated

To be constipated and simultaneously inebriated.

He is so intoxipated he passed out on the toilet, beer in hand!

by jmane27 August 20, 2010

Intoxiquainted

Someone you meet while drunk

Oh we're intoxiquainted.

by Willy Brad November 3, 2010

intoxityping

The Computer version of Drunk dialing:

The act of a person becoming intoxicated and proceeding to logon to a social networking site to express repressed feelings.

Did you get the memo from Jerry this morning telling us all to F*$K ourselves, I think he was intoxityping.

by the gritts December 16, 2010

Inboredicated

When you're so bored that you do really stupid things. Usually things you'd do when you were intoxicated, but in this case you're not drunk you're just extremely bored.

I tried to move the remote control with my mind for a solid 5 minutes yesterday, I was super inboredicated.

I texted my ex last night which was an awful idea, I don't know what came over me I guess I was inboredicated.

I hooked up with him because I was inboredicated, not because I found him attractive.

by runningerins August 13, 2014

intoxisnitching

The act of turning someone in or "snitching" on someone when intoxicated. Usually regretted the following morning.

Man 1: I got shitfaced last night and told Jake's wife that he cheated on her.
Man 2: your an intoxisnitching bitch! Jake's gon whoop ur ass!

by batpack303 February 20, 2014