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gettin Jiffy with it

When your partner performs analingus on you like a Rottweiler working a kong full of peanut butter.
by anonymous December 22, 2022
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jiffy pop

A discreet metaphor for smoking marijuana.

The term was popularized by the famous Tampa Bay shock-jock Bubba the Love Sponge as a radio friendly way to talk about getting high when marijuana was illegal. Inspired by the famous foil panned Jiffy Pop popcorns’ commercial jingle - “gather round the Jiffy Pop”.
BUBBA : “Hey Manson, where are Ned and tuddle?”

MANSON: “I think they’re cooking some Jiffy Pop.”

BUBBA: “Tell em to bring it in the studio I’m starving!!!”
by Dean Gallberry May 18, 2019
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Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.
by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016
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Jiffy

A vessel used in cleansing one’s nether regions upon completion of the act of evacuating the bladder or bowel.
Dude, I need the Jiffy stat!
by Wills Library September 11, 2020
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qwiffy jiffy

Taking jiffy corn bread putting it in the vigina, then qwef it out
Jen likes to qwiffy jiffy ounce a week.
by Malaos3 March 21, 2017
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Jiffy

An actual measurment of time
Oh man, i wasted a jiffy, runs dead
by OrangeCougarSphere March 19, 2023
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When you really like jiffy foot so you just want to shout GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG so loud that you just want to share your thought
Me:GET THE JIFFY FOOT MUG someone:ok I'll look someone else:I bought it it's the best mug ever
by Pooy rainforest July 20, 2023
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