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ikea

You have to assemble the definition yourself, it comes flatpacked.
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Did you do it? That's how you're gonna be assembling IKEA furniture. It's like LEGOs for home furnishing. It looks hard, but once it's done you grow attached to your hard work. Fitting since both are European companies/products, IKEA being based in Sweden, and LEGO in Denmark.
by Corn-Sizzurp January 6, 2022
mugGet the ikeamug.
It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
mugGet the I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEAmug.

IKEA

a big ass store that literally has everything
wiw IKEA is thicc
by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
mugGet the IKEAmug.

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that seem can can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!"
by Mad_signtist September 15, 2023
mugGet the Gypsy Ikeamug.

IKEA

A furniture store in America that white people go to buy desks and candles for a good deal
I went to ikea and got this desk and candles for a really good price
by Ish2000 May 3, 2016
mugGet the IKEAmug.

Ikea meatballs

Meatballs containing large amounts of rice. Usually consumed by professional redditors while on discord. Can be seen in the raining meatballs movies.
-Hey Dedy how were your IKEA meatballs?
-They reminded me of the rizzard of oz
by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023
mugGet the Ikea meatballsmug.

Ikea man

The best guy to ever exist, he’s my ikea man and i love him so much.
He’s my Ikea man and i’m not sharing
by Mejse March 24, 2023
mugGet the Ikea manmug.

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