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Gypsy Ikea

Gypsy Ikea

When you buy shoddy furniture/housewares that can only have been stolen from Ikea by a gypsy looking for some extra bucks!
Robert " shit man, this bed frame seems to be missing screws & parts! Wtf!!!"

Angela " I told you to stay away from that sketchy Gypsy Ikea stuff. It's just trash not even fit for a raccoon!!!"
by Mad_signtist September 16, 2023
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Ikea

Hey dude check out this new cabinet that I just bought at IKEA
Yo,You better take that thing back
by Pro stock January 8, 2020
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Ikea

A demon store that is impossible to leave
by Ikea furniture September 19, 2020
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IKEA

a big ass store that literally has everything
wiw IKEA is thicc
by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
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IKEA Luxury

Buildings or developments advertised as "luxury" and are nice and modern by appearance, yet are actually made cheaply or of poor quality materials. Often offered for overpriced rents with plenty of additional fees.
Guy: "Man I hate my apartment."
Gal: "Why? It looks so nice!"
Guy: "Yeah but everything breaks so easily, it's just Ikea luxury."
by colevonrich July 12, 2022
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I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.
"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"
by Bokskogen July 28, 2022
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I’m going to ikea

When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition
Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea
by Churty1 August 2, 2022
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