IKEA

a giant maze with meatballs at the end

I went to IKEA three days ago and came out yesterday.

by phan crap February 19, 2017

ikea

where brave souls venture never to return, will give you free L-wrenches. taze anyone who says they are going.

man: im going to ikea
wife: NO! DONT
man: I must, please remember me

by shreggs September 16, 2019

Ikea Syndrome

Exhaustion and desire to sit down due to prolonged browsing in retail spaces and exhibitions.

Let's leave soon, I'm starting to get Ikea Syndrome.

by Wizard of Woz May 20, 2023

IKEA

Abbrv;

I Know Everything Already

Babe you haven't talk to me for 3 days, what happen?

"IKEA"

by Eydra September 2, 2019

Ikea

A Swedish word for dangerous furniture

Hey dude check out this new cabinet that I just bought at IKEA
Yo,You better take that thing back

by Pro stock January 8, 2020

Ikea Shrapnel

A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.

I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.

by techerder September 7, 2013

IKEA

A furniture store in America that white people go to buy desks and candles for a good deal

I went to ikea and got this desk and candles for a really good price

by Ish2000 May 3, 2016