Morning Wood

Morning wood is when u wake up in the morning to a dick longer than usual. But u don't always get it in the morning. u get it 3 - 5 times while u sleep. It's actually healthy if u get them bc it means u have moderate blood flow. if u got that big dick for hours and u haven't jerked off then u got problems and u gotta see a doc bout ur dick. Some techniques that are used to soften the wood are to flex ur thighs and ass cheeks, pee, drink less water before bed, stand up for two minutes, and getting that pickle under some cold water. u don't want to go to school/work without coffee bc u spilled it with ur wood.

Dad: holy shit! son! what did u watch last night!
Son: its nothing but my usual morning wood.
Dad: gtfo of bed son, I don't want ur sheets covered in cum.

by TheGuyYouGoToForThisKindaStuff December 06, 2017

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wood green

A big shithole in north london where people have no common sense except to open schools and shops

People in wood green know only four words:fuck, bruv, ayy and chicken

by dj mojo November 13, 2013

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Wood Ornament

A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.

Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.

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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?

by ImperialFleet1 June 23, 2011

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Inna Woods

Going into the woods, and supplies/weapons with which one would go into the woods.

Can mean many things, whether it be going into the woods for some plinking or to survive the apocalypse. When you wanna shoot your Inna Woods SKS or if SHTF you know where you'll be.

Yo dude, SHTF and I've got a Inna Woods party up, you in?

by tekwerk January 18, 2011

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