Ink Pen

The process of constant pulling and strain on the penis. The result is the snapping of the urethra, which causes it to extrude externally.

Penis gross Pink sock Ink Pen

by AkkiAssassin May 9, 2011

Tacko Ink

Tacko Ink is an organization of people who terrorize others with extreme annoyance, spamming (and freezing) your computer through messengers, and flooding forums with nasty pictures, usually because they deserve it. Tacko Ink is a very feared organization. All fear the Tacko, regardless of whether they realize it or not. All fear, and all hail. Tacko Ink is short for Tacko Inkorporated.

"Help, it's tacko ink!"

Tacko Ink spammed our site...I puked up my breakfast. I guess we deserved it though. I now know to fear the Tacko.

by Führer Tacko September 22, 2006

ink stink

When one gets a tattoo for spiteful reasoning.

Man I wanted that tattoo but he got it, he totally ink stinked me!

My parents dont want me to get a tattoo, I am going to ink stink them! I am a rebel!

by Spikeinmypants December 14, 2013

Ink Twinkie

An attention starved tattoo addict. They need to have as many tattoos as possible. Certain to live a life of regret when the middle age sag causes all that ink to look like greasy smears....

"I don't mean to be an Ink twinkie but I have a 2 inch area on my foot that I can squeeze another swallow of star on. Which one should I do?"

by longrider700 January 30, 2015

Ink Withdrawals

A condition experienced by a tattoo enthusiast when they have gone a certain length of time without getting another tattoo. Symptoms include a sudden increase in their interest in tattoos, a sudden desire for a new tattoo without a clear idea of a design to get in mind, and brainstorming tattoo ideas.

It's been a year since I got my last tattoo, I'm having ink withdrawals! Should I get a dragon or a tiger for my next piece?

by Four Loko Frat Guy July 26, 2023

Ink The Seat

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.

"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"

by Headcircus April 23, 2013

ink fever

when you get a new tattoo, and all you want for the next few weeks is more ink!

John: dude, I got this sick tat for my grandma last week.

Mark: siiiick
John: but now I have wicked ink fever, want to go get tatted by my buddy, Greg?

by STAY of 2015 HWRHS February 25, 2017