A small town in central Illinois also know as clintucky. Home of a nuclear power plant cooled by a lake everyone fishes and swims in. Also known for the number of cousins that fell in Love there. Has more gas stations per capita than any other small town in Illinois . Also home to the soon to be country superstar and former professional boxer Natu Visinia.
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Teacher -- "Johnny, why were you so late for class today?"
Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."
Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."
Johnny -- "Sorry, I got stuck behind a combine, a guy driving a lawn mower, two tractors, and a grandma on my way to school this morning. Not to mention the gravel road we were traveling on was washed out by the rain...."
Teacher -- "Ah, don't you love stress-free country living in Milledgeville, IL?..."
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