hemogoblin

a vertically challenged giant who is much shorter than an average male. usually found in the darkest regions of argentina and in the human intestine. hemogoblins are notorious for hibernating inside the human intestine for years on end, causing tremendous amounts of genital gas in women, until they evaporate or are shitted out.

Janice: awww man my stomach kills
Rob: you must have a hemogoblin, try to shit it out

by damianklisz October 21, 2010

hemorrhoid

An itching of the bum or painful mass of diolated veins in swollen butthole tissue. Blood or mucus is most likely discharged

That fatty fatty boom batty over there has hemorrhoids and is bleeding out of his anus and he wants you to touch it!!

by alisha November 29, 2002

Hemo

Short Version of the Great God Hemoglobin.

Alex: Hey James do you know about Hemoglobin.
James: Yea, I know about Hemo.

by HemoglobistJames June 18, 2008

Hemotional

A word used to describe the feeling of Luke Hemmings messing with your feelings and emotions.

Luke is so cute in this photo, Im hemotional

by Breadstick1996 April 17, 2019

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

Hoemone

A hormone equivalent in the promiscuous Homo sapien female. These chemical messengers activate the firing of neurons in the limbic system to extract the primal hoe behavior.

Man1: Hey man check that out! (pointing to a 9)
Man2: She fine asf!
Man1: True those hoemones must be raging their her bod'!

by serd12 January 31, 2018

haemolacria

A physical condition that causes somebody to cry bloody tears.

Xander has haemolacria, and he will have it forever because his tear duct is cut open.

by Xanderc824 June 7, 2018