dude hummus

A man's sperm

'man I think she is addicted to dude hummus, someone get her a cracker'

by Maxpowerballs December 22, 2017

Emergency hummus

When one needs to hide having sex, one must bring out the “emergency hummus”. A must have for subterfuge.

Mom, “Were you and your friend having sex?”

Teen, “No mom! We were having a hummus party.” (Teen pulls out emergency hummus from closet)
Mom, “Oh wow! Hummus is amazing!” (True story of how the emergency hummus worked.)

by Madz108 March 7, 2023

humpus

a sexual fetish involving using humus as lubricant

Damn, that girl is supa fly, I gotta get my humus out and we can humpus all night

by hummuslvr3000 April 27, 2011

Humungus tisemajn

1. Something Milkan REALLY!!!!! dosent have
2. Something I have (Also timmy)

1. You dont have koolness kinda like humungus tisemajn
2. I have humungus tisemajn

by Battery sniffer 420 December 2, 2021

Night humps

Used to describe the pelvic thrusts by an individual who is asleep, may or may not lead to a "wet dream"

Dude, you had night humps last night

Discover my night humps

by Shibunu June 16, 2010

Cucumber Hummus Sandwich

When two girls smother a large cucumber in hummus and use it as a double dildo.

You should've gone to the bachelor party! There was a cucumber hummus sandwich show.

by 0atey June 2, 2015

Eating hummus

The alibi used by teenagers having loud gay sex. They cover up by saying they were just REALLY enjoying the hummus. Usually works best on redditor mothers.

However the answer shocked me to my very core. They weren't having sex, they were eating hummus.

by LatteVera April 20, 2022