hummer H2

a car made for insecure people who dont have a life. designed to create a false image of being adventureous and rugged. will never be used for any purpose off the road

yo yo check out my new H2 ... i am definately different now and i have an incredibly interesting life because of this car

by pooy November 2, 2003

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hummer

A blow job which incorporates a gentle humming while performing the duty to increase stimulation.

My husband asked me to give his boss a hummer to thank him for giving him a promotion.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

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the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.

happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.

it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.

person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."

by knifeaudition June 11, 2006

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hummel hammer

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

by bamzcky April 10, 2005

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road hummer

performing oral sex on a male whose is driving.

Hank," Can I get a road hummer while driving to our vacation spot?"

Sarah, " I don't know. Aren't road hummers dangerous? Your supposed to be driving."

by humina121212 May 25, 2008

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