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Human pet

A human who sees them selves as a pet, Often a loved one such as a significant other being their master. Wears leashes, collars and are lead around by their master on the leash. Can be male or female.
The goth human pet and her fiance were kicked off of a bus because she wore a collar and leash.
by Lusha Drackoness January 11, 2011
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Huamonte

When a cross gender or cross dressing male tapes their penis back and it is visible from behind under their ass it is known as a huamonte. Most people with a huamonte can be recognized by the way they snap their fingers on both hands in the air gleefully in Miami on South Beach while prancing down the street to a club.
Don't let that sally sit on your lap he got a huamonte going on!
by Miami Heat February 22, 2011
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Human Snookapede

A Human Snookapede Is where someone rounds up about ten of Snookies aborted fetus'. Which just happens to be how many she produces per day. Then we use the stem cells from the fetus' and create lab born babies. We take the mouths of the babies and molecularly engineer them to become attached to another ones anus. This resembles a Human Centipede. You then put a collar around the neck of the first baby and attach a leash to the collar and walk the Human Snookapede around town.
Dude why is that sick motherfucker walking babies with they're mouths to there anus'?

Because It's a Human Snookapede
by Rezarazeraz February 7, 2012
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human tarpit

Similar to a system commonly used to delay attackers attempting to compromise your network, the human tarpit is the people equivalent. The human tarpit intentionally delays and bogs down potential intruders and renders them inefficient if not largely ineffective. The human tarpit may employ rhetoric, nonsensical, and/or circular arguments designed to consume as much time from the attacker as possible while maintaining their undivided attention and preventing them from launching more fruitful attacks.
A vendor wouldn't take "no" for an answer so I introduced them to our human tarpit.
by grok February 18, 2013
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human spackle

The act of finishing off on a girls face and then using your dick to smear your recently departed swimmers all over her face.
She was giving a great BJ so I covered her face in my Human Spackle.
by Matt_Foley* May 30, 2014
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Human Hangover

The palpable void, deafening silence, undeniable grief and/or sadness felt in the days following good times with friends or loved ones.
"I'm in the dumps." "No, that's just Human Hangover, I get that after I've had fun then it's just me again. come over tonight for happy hour."
by Pickled Olive July 29, 2016
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homoniggabilio

Rare disease caused by having 2 less chromosomes that doesn't have timbs.

What happends when you get this disease ? You become a gay turtle nigga with deadass timbs on.

how to prevent this disease from other people close to a person that have this disease.
Buy Watermelon with timbs on! *ONLY THIS KIND*

Symptoms! Denying that you have homoniggabilio, Fake timbs on, You become hard to see during the night.

Keep in mind this disease is rare and haven't been researched well.
Aww shieet My deadass nigga you have homoniggabilio??
by xenodetoxicakaaras December 13, 2016
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