Hummingshark

A cross between a hummingbird and a shark.

Hummingbirds are the sharks of the sky. Jardoolian Moron is selling hummingshark merch right now.

by Octopimp16 December 21, 2018

info-hurling

Possessing a plethra of information, but being unable to eliquently impart that knowledge. Attempts to do so results in multitudes of facts being divulged without purpose or relation.

April trying to get her staff to be well-spoken, but every time they spoke to a customer, they started info-hurling.

by WTH March 10, 2007

line humping

accidentally humping the person in front of you in a line

line humping is when you are waiting in a line and you see it is beginning to move forward and you take a step... but its too soon.. and you kinda violate the person in front of you… then, there's a painfull silence hovered over that section of the line…

by bee-dog July 7, 2010

Awkward Humping Turtle

When you make an awkward turtle on somebody's shoulder and push back and forth in a humping motion.

Wtf, my mom tried to pull an awkward humping turtle on me during grandma's funeral

by currybomb July 29, 2010

Dry Humping Cock Tease

A girl who dresses provacatively...short skirts etc. But has no intention of following through with her false advertisements of seemingly dirty sexual fun. She will dry hump you until your jeans catch on fire. She will leave you wanting much, much more and not feel guilty for leaving you alone, confused and with "blue balls"

In high school I was known as a dry humping cock tease...oh well!!

by DesiRy May 27, 2010

Butt Humping

The action of a girl thrusting her crotch againts someones butt.

Look over here this gril is Butt Humping me.

by MightyPazza December 23, 2010

dry humping

This is a physical act that takes place between two people of opposite sexes. For this act to take place both parties involved are typically sexually stimulated. Once stimulation has reached a certain point, one individual will usually maneuver their body into a position that would facilitate contact between the fun parts of the human anatomy. As the stimulation continues to increase, the people involved gradually rub against each other in an up and down manner that mimics the act of sexual intercourse. This rubbing action ('humping') allows for the participants to experience some degree of friction while engaging in this activity. At first, the friction is considered to be a pleasurable feeling. After a while, however, irritation can occur. Why you ask? Because this whole thing takes place while their clothes are on!!!!!!!!!!!!! Which, by the way, leads to one of two outcomes:
1) An abrupt halt to the dry humping, which usually is caused by an extended amount of skin irritation
or
2) Full on wild animal kingdom SEX TIME (considered to be way more fun than option 1)

Kevin once told me that 'dry humping' was his favorite past time (and it secretly still is, just ask his inflatable doll!!!!!!)!!!!!

by Randy Watson November 30, 2006