Houston Rockets

The Houston Rockets are one of the greatest teams in the world. They are so great in fact, that they make little girls (and some guys) squeal with enthusiasm everytime they score!

Unfortunately, recently, they have been plagued with a series of bad/unlucky/injury-prone players.

For Example:
Jamabalaya Jackson
Alex Rodriquez
Tracy McLady/McLazyEye/BrokeBackMcGrady/stupid wanker
Peyton Manning
Clutch the Mascot.

There are many Houston Rockets examples I could show you, but browsing through the GARM section at Clutchfans.net will make everything self-explanatory.

by ssp0929 April 7, 2009

houston

A boring city in eastern Texas with no sidewalks and the fattest people in the US. It does have some ghetto places though and a lot of hispanics especially Salvadorians and Mexicans

Houston is the 4th largest city in the US

by Texan chick July 15, 2008

Houston Helicopter

when you take ur dick out and spin it to mimic the rotation of helicopter blades on someones fucking face, this usually causes brutal lacerations to the eyes which in turn completly fucks the victim up and they are blind like a stupid ho.

I gave your mom a houston helicopter last night, no wonder she had pirate patches on her eyes this morning. She's fucking blind!!!!!!hhahahaah

by Shit fuck face December 12, 2007

houston3

not available.
word can only be used with owns and can be positive only.

houston3 owns ......
or
houston > *

by Santa June 4, 2003

Houston

Also known as Satan's Asshole where your encaged in the hands of fast food restaurants and schools filled with illiterate imbaciles.

Houston? Doesnt that place smell like shit.

by joTHAIStoise April 15, 2007

Houston Duece Kingz

Vicous Gang From Houston, Tx

Very Viloent And active.

Over a Thousand Members.
Colors: Balck And White (Some of Purple And Red And Yellow)

Gang Houston Duece Kingz Viloent Active

by Emanuel Romero April 15, 2013

Houston Oilers LAX

A really hot garbage lacrosse team made up of white ass fukbois

Hey I’m a piece of shit! By the way I play on the Houston Oilers LAX!

by L4X_PR0D1GY February 20, 2020