Lez be honest

When a girl claims to be “bi” but finds dicks disgusting.

Lez be honest, you want the poon.

by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

Cash register honest

A common way of saying that one is honest with other people as with thyne self. Another spin on said phrase in that you are always correct and true in your said honesty. The phrase has been seeming to spread like wild fire or a flaming case of herpes at A.A. meetings. One tool says this stupid phrase and everyone starts saying it, like the mother fucker just started some new fad and everyone was to get on the bandwagon.

Tool 1 : Since I've been coming here I have learned to become more honest, you know cash register honest. Now just your normal basic honest will no longer due.

Tool 2 : Amen to that, I feel the same way.

Dude : What the fuck does cash register honest even mean, you two are fuckin retarted.

by TV CAR March 25, 2010

honest advise

Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.

If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.

by abat97 October 30, 2009

Honeysuckle

When you slap honey all over your cock then let bees give you the blowjob, because you’re too isolated to get a real girlfriend

Person 1: what did you do over the weekend
Person 2: i had some honeysuckle

Person 1: nice

by Short penis October 18, 2019

honest Iago

n. one who masks dishonesty with a veil of honest concern; one who invents falsities to dissuade a target of manipulation

"Look, Dan, Terry's not cheating on you- don't listen to that honest Iago. Matt might seem like cares about you and is telling you the truth, but he's just good at telling stories."

by Miss Julie November 10, 2008

grow up, honestly

grow up, honestly, and leave now

Stop listening to gangsta rap and grow up, honestly

by Bob December 3, 2004

honest bonest

To swear that you will do something, no matter what. If you break honest bonest, bad things will happen to you.

Person #1 - "Hey, will you be at the party tonight?"
Person #2 - "Yeah, totally..."
Person #1 - "Honest bonest?"
Person #2 - "Ehhh, no. Maybe you should get someone else.

by elizabitch October 26, 2007