Guy1. Yo dawg can I suck on your meat.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.
Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.
Guy2. Yeah your my homie, shouldn't even have to ask.
Guy1. Thanks, Damn!
Guy2. What?
Guy1. Your dick is bigger than last time.
Guy2. Yeah, I know, I drank a lot of apple juice, it helps and can make your penis bigger.
Guy1. Wow seems like it helped quite a bit.
Guy2. Yeah, Imma be honest you lookin phat as hell today damn u thick.(proceeds to spank Guy1.)
Guy1. Thanks them squats do be making my ass phat.
Guy2. I love being homiesexual.
by kevklapp July 22, 2020
Get the Homiesexualmug. When straight males who are very good friends say vaguely homosexual things to each other, not to express physical attraction or any romantic love towards each other, but as a means by which to show a simple appreciation in an ironic fashion.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Oddly enough, it is seen as “gayer” for a straight male to be forward about unironic non-sexual love for their friends than it is to say something disingenuously homosexual to get the same point across without actually saying it.
Friend 1: “It’s really fuckin hot in here.”
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
Friend 2: “Well, don’t take your shirt off, it’ll just get hotter.”
Friend 1: “Oh, you on that homiesexual type beat.”
Friends 1 & 2: *laughter*
Both friends know the comment is not genuine, but they appreciate it for what it is, which is deeply ironic and has a lot of variability. It’s not actually gay nor is it meant to be taken that way. It’s a genuine unrelated appreciation wrapped in disingenuous joke comment.
by PoopMan9k March 3, 2022
Get the Homiesexualmug. Yo it’s only Homiesexual
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Get the homiesexualmug. When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021
Get the Homiesexualmug.