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Homeless Raiders

The Oakland Raiders are homeless trying to find a place to live before their move to Las Vegas. Derek Carr sucks John Gruden after practice everyday. After their 2013 10-6 season they had a huge circle jerk and gave each other head as celebration
Homeless raiders are homeless! They always lose vs the Charger, Chiefs, and Broncos.
by informer7819 February 14, 2019
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homeless krutches

when your rabbit gets braces so it feels insucure and runs away, this causes the rabbit to be homeless and without money to spend now he will have to be a male prostitute. him grinding bare naked on every possible thing with spare change results him lose a leg or two. now that he is living life fucking dirty muslums with krutches he proceeds to bring in some money.
While kenneth was fucking emma his rabbit proceeds to get braces and runs away cause he was ugly as shit, like kenneth. Emma at climax of the anal sex points out that the rabbit ran away and told kenneth to look for it so it doesnt pull a homeless krutches.
by spankasorusrexiepoo October 31, 2011
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moderately homeless

when someone moves from house to house, mooching off of people. they still own a car and a cellphone, they are just too lazy to pay rent; homeless most of the time
dude, steve needs a place to stay, you have an extra room, right?

yeah, but I'm not letting that moderately homeless riff raff in my den.
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Homeless Sexual

An individual of better than average looks who's typically with-in the prime child bearing age range of 18 - 35 years old, who's without the neccesities of a clean location and clean body, to have better than average sex.
That homeless sexual would be so hot!
by CountDraculaScores July 1, 2009
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homeless sexual

"Hey! Give that homeless sexual a dime!"
by TERRRRI January 6, 2008
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homeless rollercoaster

When you steal a blanket from a homeless individual and proceed to conduct various sexual activities on top of it. Later that night when you can hardly stand, return the blanket and run away. (this is far more enjoyable when the blanket you steal happens to be that destitute's only blanket)
'joe blow, the homeless man on 5th street, has been unhappy lately due to a run-in with the notorious homeless rollercoaster'
by toggaf a ton April 30, 2013
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homeless joe

A person that wants to live in the 70s and plays rockin guitar, harmonica and mandolin. He isn't a stoner cos he doesn't pay for what he smokes and is really cool. Comes from the original homeless Joe who is so cool you've never heard of him.
Wow, you're such a homeless Joe! I really wan't to sleep with you, soooooooooo much!
by Lord lovington April 29, 2004
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