Hectosexual

A supposedly straight male who receives oral favors from a gay male.

Hectomancer groaned hectosexually as he was orally stimulated by another man.

by Wezas November 11, 2005

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Capt'n Hector

A human male member of the Ambrosia software web boards who for some reason is named after a female parrot with a bad attitude.

Why did he spell it Capt'n Hector rather than Cap'n Hector like it is in the game?

by The Masked Clock April 5, 2003

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Hetty

An insult used to describe an overweight woman. The term is derived from the title character of the weight gain fetish comic created by FAFcomics.

Damn Matt, didn’t know you were into Hetty’s.

by ilikethem_mfcakeboys January 25, 2020

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normally atributed to a breed of bar fights/martial arts hardcore gamers that enjoy pokemon, zelda and FFVII. An hectorian knows all the facts that freak people out about those games, sometimes he freaks himself out, but enjoys beating a hobo senseless.

hectorian:"i fucking hate this hobo, I'M GOING TO KILL HIM..."
(5 minutes later)
hectorian:"ok my little friends lets trade pokemons!!!"

by stoneydopey August 29, 2007

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Shit got hefty

When something extreme happens. This could be something good or bad, depending on its use. It doesn't always have to be used in the past tense either.

Joe: "Some guy called me a douche at the club, that's when shit got hefty."
Mike: "Oh man I bet you kicked his ass!"
Joe: "Yup"

Tom: "Hey Joe! You douche."
Joe: "That's it, shit is about to get hefty!"

by KenzelC April 8, 2010

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