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harangue

An oration, lecture, tirade
by Larstait November 6, 2003
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hamann

A hamann occurs when there has been a problem and then another problem occurs which everyone thinks will make matters worse, however the reverse happens and the new problem rectifies the original one. Its meaning originates from the 1995 European Champions League Final between Liverpool and AC Milan. Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez had made a tactical blunder and had selected a poor team. Injury to one of Liverpool's better players Steve Finnan however forced him to bring on Dietmar Hamann who was on the bench. At the time Liverpool were 3-0 down. Instead of making matters worse, the introduction of Hamann inspired Liverpool for 6 minutes during which time they equalised. They then went on to defend with 11 men for the rest of the match and then fluked the cup on penalties.
I had a flat tyre last night and while I was changing it I trapped my finger in the jack and had to go to hospital. It turned into a hamann for me though cos I chatted up one of the nurses and got invited back to her flat for 'coffee'!

My team were getting beat 2-0 by our local rivals, then to make matters worse I acted like a right idiot and dropped the ball on to a player's head and he scored. It turned into a great hamann though as I got £250 from 'You've Been Framed' for the video clip!
by Bernie Bolte October 13, 2006
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Havana

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noun
a cigar made in Cuba or from Cuban tobacco.
Cattle and pine lumber are sent to Cuba, and Havana tobacco and fine grades of Cuban timber are imported
by Mahe.m. January 30, 2018
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Hagan

Having sexual intercourse through a pizza.
I ordered a dominoes last night and haganed the fuck out of this girl.
by Joeham April 18, 2018
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harang

Misspelling (sometimes intentional out of ease) of harangue, which is a tirade or rant, whether spoken or written.

In this usage it is usually playful and friendly banter suggesting the other person forcefully remind them later of their failings.

If used in reference to other people (particularly a work superior) it usually delicately and formally suggests the other person was being irritable/annoying in a way that is not career limiting.
"I have a meeting to go to, harang me about that letter later."

"Colleague1: Simon was haranging me over that corporate newsletter.
Colleague2: Ignore it, he was just mad it didn't have his name in it."
by Matthew1471 April 10, 2009
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little havana

sum fuck ass niggas they talk allat shit when they on da phone but when it comes face to face they will run and r scared af osrs lhtk fo life till i go. FUCK ALL YALL LH NIGGAS PUSSY ASS JITS SMOKIN JIMMY
by flawda jit April 15, 2020
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Hanani

Means "Breath of Life in Hawaiian" and is said to be the name of a god of early hawaiian religion. One kiss from him is said to give every girl an extra, "breath of life" ;if you know what I mean.
Girl 1: Hey, I hooked up with this Hawaiian god last night.

Girl 2: Oh really!?! How was it?

Girl 1: His name was Hanani and lets just say, I feel like I got one hell of a breath of life.
by HawaiianPunch February 3, 2010
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