hugh jampton

An ideal alter alia to use when signing in at cheap hotels or when responding to market research or other pointless questionnaires and guaranteed to raise a snigger when said with a straight face. Combines the classic double entendre with rhyming slang - ie Hampton Wick = the male appendage.

"What are you called?" - "Hugh Jampton"

by norfolkboy September 8, 2006

Hugh G. Rection

Ummm..... It's self explanatory. You know...by reading the name.

He has a Hugh G. Rection! Ok..That didnt really make any sense.

by An ASIAN DUDE July 8, 2004

hauch

N. A short puff of breath.

V. To puff warm air on something or someone.

Origin: German

"A warm shock of air heat of mustard hauched on Mr Bloom's heart."
Ulysses - James Joyce

Almost as soon as I hauch on my sunglasses and clean the lenses, they are dirty again.

by needlenoots July 10, 2010

Hugh Neutron

A Caucasian male in his 40s who is the father of Jimmy Neutron. He is also bisexual and is a fan of ducks. He found out he was bi when he was 7 yrs old and sat on a banana. His hobby is ducks and going to taco shack.

Hugh Neutron: Who Care’s? We are going to taco shack.

by Bawston69 April 15, 2020

Hugh Jass

A very fine gentleman who is friends with Benjamin Dover. He lived in the town of deez. He is also know for being in the 1989 film loose sassle.

P1:Hey Hugh Jass is so cool
P2:Why???
P1:Bruh he is friends with Benjamin Dover and was the lead role in the 1989 film loose lassle
P2:FR😹🙏

by DeezFatJuicyNuts November 10, 2021

dirty hughes

When you nut in a girl's eye and they go temporarily blind for 1 summer.

I heard that Nancy couldn't go to camp because Shane Dirty Hughesed her

by GucciFukBoiii May 16, 2016

Hughgendaz

Never leaves his computer, reason being that he loves to watch so much gay porn that it makes me want to turn gay.

by Anonymous May 1, 2003