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Harrison

Harrison is a name that enforces boomer humor and doesn't fit in the generation he is in even if they are a teenager
by Leah Huston December 20, 2019
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Overweight, blonde, blue eyed teenager. Career wise, harrison’s will be a cop, or attempt to. Woman abuser, and rages when is intoxicated. Is a developing alcoholic, who has a past history of alcoholism in his family. Believes himself to be a ladies man. The type of guy to have a drunken one night stand and not remember the girls/guys name, let alone the rest of the night. Harrison’s tend to have unplanned pregnancies at a young age (not saying the babies are always kept).
Person 1: Harrison what happened lastnight?
Harrison: I think I got laid by some chick, I have her as T in my phone?
Person 1: Is her name by chance Tara?
by SJCW November 7, 2011
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A compensator.

Likes to buy BIG bouncy balls, and teases his friend for buying a smaller one.
What he doesn't realise is that he is subconsciously choosing a larger ball to compensate for his tiny penis.
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He's got a rainbow hat! He must be a Harrison
by UnlXy July 21, 2016
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A sexy beast that is based in the hills of anywhere. He has a website called.com
You're lookin Harrison today!
by Doorhand453 December 19, 2016
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Total twat, cocky to the max. Admittedly hot but needs to stay in his lane. Always has the hottest girlfriend that is the desire of all his mates.

Accidentally hilarious with a witty humour that enduces enough cringe to collapse a lung.
Don’t tell him he’s good at sport, that kid is a complete Harrison
by MontysBitch November 28, 2017
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Absolute dickhead usually talks about people can occasionally be nice
Person 1:your friends with Harrison

Person 2:yeah
Person 1:oh no he’s a dick
by Hoewhowillblow May 30, 2019
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