Harpooned

The action of a hard, deep sexual penetration. (Past-tense)

Jess: “I heard you went home with Neil last night.”
Samantha: “Gurl, I got harpooned so hard.”

by Thirsty Remixed Ribosome September 16, 2018

Harpooning

The act of penetrating a fish with male genitalia and or toys.

Ethan is harpooning his fish right now! That poor fish.

by Toni SauceTac March 19, 2019

Harpoonis

A mix between a harpoon and a penis. Thats literally it.

Guy 1: Harpoonis lmao!!!
Guy 2: Please leave me alone you died years ago.

by Kat.,.,., February 13, 2022

Harpooning

When a skinny man or man slight of stature engages in a relationship of sexual nature with an overweight to obese woman.

Damn, look at that skinny guy with that huge chick. He harpooning!

by Fedarell April 28, 2022

Harpoontang

The art of seducing a mate that exceeds the weight limit of an F-350. Usually in reference to a woman considered a “whale”, you must inflate her ego, since the rest of her is already inflated. Jumping on a harpoontang grenade is the bravest and most loyal thing a friend can do.

My junk will henceforth be known as Moby Dick, due to my harpoontang record.

by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022

Harpoontang

A demoralising term for a fat bitch, especially when in reference to her as an object of sexual interest.

I'm not really into the skinny bitches. I'm more of a harpoontang man myself.

by eyefeelpineal September 3, 2025

Harpoonion

When a person gives their opinion on something and another person gives an immediate and completely opposite opinion.

John: "I think the Healthcare system needs some restructuring because the wait times are really long."

Sue: "Nurses make too much money and don't do anything. THAT'S the problem!"

Greg: "Whoa... Sue's harpoonion derailed the conversation!"

by TheRicketyChair December 31, 2025