hobosexual

Pronunciation: \ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\

Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence

Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.

by Scottsdale81 January 20, 2009

Hobosexual

When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.

You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.

by Maiqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 25, 2008

hobosexual

A gay dude with a cold.

"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."

by Lenses January 3, 2008

Halosexual

someone who is heterosexual in the real world, yet falls in love with members of the same sex when playing Halo 2.

oh moonrock dude, you are sooooooo awesome with that Battle Rifle dude, that is sooooo sweet, dude we need to play with each other more often, dude I’m getting a boner from your mad skillz, OMG dude I think I'm becoming Halosexual! wtf dude??

by LegendaryBart July 28, 2006

halosexual

Halo-lovers who threaten to kill each other on Xbox-live instead of duking it out in person. They always refer to each other by their profile names even in real life.

"What? Are you gonna threaten to kill me online?....you halosexual..."

by Barg February 6, 2006

hazmosexual

When someone expresses their sexuality in a way that you feel like you need a hazmat suit to deal with it.

When my roommate walks around naked on a tuesday at 2pm, he's being a hazmosexual.

by dimadeal October 30, 2011

Hedosexuality

Being sexually attracted to someone/something while ignoring the parts that one might find unattractive e.g. ignoring the penises of femboys while being attracted to their feminine exterior.

“Thanks to hedosexuality, I won’t get called out for being gay due to my love of femboys.”

by Mayroman April 11, 2021