Reverse Haji Handshake

Verb. The act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of Allah.

Person 1 thinks: "Man, good thing I did the Reverse Haji Handshake earlier today or I might feel morally upset about shaking this Tribal Leader's hand."

Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."

by seibmoz amabo August 4, 2010

iPhone Secret Handshake

I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.

It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…

Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”

by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022

Stoner Handshake

The act of passing marijuana or money during a handshake between a dealer and buyer to make the drug deal inconspicuous.

Dude 1: Did you even give him the money bro?

Dude 2: Yeah man, i gave him a stoner handshake!

by treythetruth13 September 30, 2010

Handshaker

A car with manual transmission.

I'd loan you my car for the weekend, but I know you hate to drive a handshaker.

by ChristianRory December 28, 2005

Winnipeg Handshake

Smashing a beer bottle on the ground and jabbing it toward someone with a hand shaking motion.

I lipped this guy off so he jumped out of the back of his car and greeted me with a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Lingus April 5, 2006

Winnipeg Handshake

The pop culture definition of a stabbing in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. Referring to the act of attacking someone with a knife.

Man, I really hate that guy, if I see him again I'll give him a Winnipeg Handshake.

by Shyfted April 11, 2011

handshake

1. The grasping of hands by two people, as in greeting or leave-taking.
2. Computer Science. An exchange of signals between two devices when communications begin in order to ensure synchronization.

Jerds gives Spengler The Handshake™.

by Anonymous March 19, 2003