paper hands

Selling a stock or a item, when it is starting to lose value instead of holding it and waiting for it to go up again.

Jerry sold his Bitcoin when it was at 10,000$ because it had a huge dip. Ben kept his Bitcoin stock even after the dip, and now has lots of money. Jerry has paper hands.

by Mattsit February 13, 2021

lay on hands

an ability commonly used by paladins in role-playing games, that heals you on someone else for a large amount of health. usable generally once every in-game day.

that paladin was almost dead, but he used lay on hands, and now he is okay

by Dalsson January 10, 2009

Oi JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO

Oi Josuke I used za hando to scrape away my will to live

Oi Josuke I used the Hando to Cock and ball torture now isn’t that crazy

Oi josuke I used za hando to get rid of any evidence that I exist now the government can’t tax me but why does it smell like anthrax

Oi Josuke I used za hando to jack off and accidentally erased my Cock and ball now isn’t that crazy

by Za hando January 11, 2021

Edmonton handshake

Grasp large knife. Plunge said knife into someone's chest. You have now completed the "Edmonton handshake". Known as "stabbing" or "knifing" in less crime-ridden cities. Most often used for no apparent reason, likely on someone elderly, smaller than you, or someone with nicer clothes than you. Be especially careful of the Edmonton handshake after denying an Indian a cigarette.

Visitor: "What the hell, you just stabbed me!"

Edmontonian: "Fuck your innocence, and welcome to Edmonton!"

Paramedic: "Not another Edmonton handshake!"

by iamnotacrook February 17, 2010

moises your hands

to piss on your hands to prevent blisters. the name comes from the baseball player Moises Alou who said he did it

If Steve Bartman knew that Alou Moises his hands he would have gotten out of the way instead of trying to catch that ball.

After taking a long round of batting practice without batting gloves it is a good idea to moises your hands

by Papifolyfe93 July 3, 2009

Za Hando Za Warudo

Za Hando Za Warudo or in english, The Hand The World reffers to Okuyasu trying to time stop but failed and apologizes, why he tried to because he got concerned of Jotaro stopping time by saying Star Platinum The World!.

Okyasu: Za Hando Za warudo
Okuyasu: Sorry.. my bad..

by lemonsxeed September 3, 2020

glad hands

Used to describe a handshake from a person who has malicious intentions, in regards to your future.

Fuck smiley glad hands
With hidden agendas
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses

- from "Aenima" by Tool

by Thug 4 L1f3 September 21, 2005