Harvard on the hill

The Community College of Rhode Island.

Anyone: "Smitty, where are you going to college?"
Smitty: "Ahhhh, Harvard on the hill!"
Anyone: "Livin' the high life eh?"
Smitty: "Ahhhh, I cannot disclose that information!"

by Naka naka April 20, 2006

harvard

The Stanford University of the east.

Adam: Why did Julia decide to go to Harvard?
Katy: She got rejected from Stanford.

by whoohoo December 29, 2007

Harvard Westlake

Harvard Westlake is a school where half of the kids get in for the money, and the other half are asian...yup...thats pretty much HW

1/2 of the people at Harvard Westlake are asians!

by anonymous00100 May 29, 2008

Harvard Goggles

How women are typically perceived at Harvard University. This perception generally inflates the true rating of women by approximately 2-3 points on the 10 point scale. For example, if a woman is a 5 outside of Harvard, she is approximately an 8 at Harvard.

WARNING: When Beer Goggles are worn in conjunction with Harvard Goggles, the resulting hookup may be disastrous (i.e. bestiality or homosexuality).

"Wow! Did you see that babe over there?"
"She is maybe a four. We're on break, its time to remove your harvard goggles"

by theblacknight October 31, 2009

harvard

head, fellacio,oral sex from a woman

shorty gives the greatest harvard eva my dude!

by kingswearcrowns May 29, 2007

harvard

where lil pump, ghostwriter for tupac, was supposed to go, until he decided to drop out and take his rap career more seriously. ESKEETIT

ayyo is lil pump i wus suposse go to harvard but i wanted to take my music more seriously

by toastedsloth April 19, 2018

Harvard Jewniversity

When race, gender, sports and parents money matter first and academic merit is a distant second

At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom

by D Flawless June 17, 2020