highway handy

A handjob given to the driver of a car on the highway. Best if done at night to avoid onlookers, but truckers will see you anyway.

We did not have anything to do for the 5 hour drive home, so I convinced my girl to give me a highway handy. It killed some time, but now we have to clean the steering wheel.

by Raptor1 January 30, 2007

self handy

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

by T Rex February 4, 2008

Fred Hardy

A person who wears generic brand versions of graphic t-shirts similar to those of Ed Hardy. Often worn by cheap guidos.

Hey look at Fred Hardy over there with his t-hirt from target

by Hanoian17 August 13, 2009

Slam Handy

When Slam Allen gets a hand job on stage.

“Yo man, you see Slam get his cock pulled on stage?”
“hell yeah, shits a Slam Handy"

by MaximusNY May 27, 2017

Lil Haddad

Lil haddad the best fucking rapper ever

"You've never heard of lil haddad"

"get the fuck outta here"

by Lil haddad fan November 24, 2020

yaseen haddabah

The cutest mf and everyone loves him so much because he can get any girl he wants. Ariana grande proposed to him and he rejected because he gets too many hoes and amer is his slave

i love yaseen haddabah and he is my master

by Amer musbeh January 24, 2022

Abominable Road Handy

When you are driving when it is cold out, have your passenger hold their hand out the window until it gets numb and then give you an Abominable Road Handy. Or do it to yourself...

It's like 30F out there! Stick your hand out the window for a bit so you can give me an Abominable Road Handy

by scrappy-don't May 18, 2011