hemorrhoid hockey

Eating ass

My boyfriend was playing hemorrhoid hockey with me last night.

by Buffboibert March 10, 2023

Hoebottle

A hoe bottle is someone who sleeps with a lot of people including more than one gender.

"Did you hear about Lily? She's such a HoeBottle! She slept with Max and Naviyah!"

by Dedooooghj December 2, 2022

Hemorager

When a person gets both and erection and a severe bleeding from their penis. Usually ends fatally.

-A 27 year old in Minnesota was transported to an hospital after he got an hemorager. The man died after a few hours, bleeding out of his manly bits.

by The Sugar Gobbler April 13, 2023

walking hemorrhoid

A person that's a major pain in the ass!

Man, She's so bitchy! She A walking hemorrhoids.

by Lord-Pain March 28, 2015

Calm your hemorrhoids

A term used in response to someone who is overreacting. Similar to calm down, or relax.

#1: "WHY DO YOU KEEP ASKING ME IF I'M GOING TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH?!? I told you I'd do it!!!"

#2: "Dude, calm your hemorrhoids. I was just asking."

by Danzuki February 14, 2012

pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

hoecookie

An insult that means hoe with a cookie.

Pola: Chris you such a hoecookie!

by Mak4lyfe January 4, 2009