Hobbit Bobbit

A small woman who likes to give head

"Man that hobbit bobbit sure can suck a dick."

by 848421115111 December 14, 2007

Hobbit Day

The practice of suspending a diet for a day to indulge in overeating. This phrase is inspired by J.R.R. Tolkien's The Hobbit in which it states that the eponymous creatures eat seven meals a day; first breakfast, second breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, tea, dinner, and supper.

I've been a good boy all week, but Saturday is my Hobbit Day so stand back and keep your fingers and toes well clear of my mouth when that drops.

I haven't eaten a carb in weeks, but I'm going to get my Hobbit on come Saturday.

by brob77 February 19, 2012

hobbit gay

Short hairy gays. Like an otter but minuet.

You going for that hobbit gay?

by Candy(--) May 4, 2016

Mystical Hobbit

A super cool adjective to describe an Internet Entity who has reached superstar status.

Jenny The Bloggess said Dooce was like a mystical hobbit because she is so hella famous that she couldn't possibly be real but she is, like Jesus or Santa. Deb on the Rocks is a mystic hobbit wannabee, but she's not there yet.

by Deb on the Rocks August 18, 2008

Hobbit Rock

A term I coined to define the extremely cheesy sub-genre of Heavy Metal known as Power Metal. It consists of corny lyrics that are preoccupied with meaningless crap like swords, elves, dragons, castles and anything else that one can find in a Dungeons and Dragons marathon. I do not call it Hobbit Rock out of contempt for Tolkein, which I love. I call it that because it has a nice ring to it and it is very fitting.

Me: Man, I heard this Hobbit Rock song by Rhapsody called The Emerald Sword. I laughed so hard that milk came out my nose.

by The Great Vafl'a September 11, 2007

angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.

He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within

by Welsher September 18, 2006

hobbit hole

see butthole. Merry likes to lick Pippins hobbit hole.

Oy! Merry, lick me hobbit hole!

by Mr. Cynic July 31, 2005