hide-a-cock

A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.

Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.

by Gangly Don September 24, 2023

hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.

Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'

by LABADMAN January 10, 2014

ride it then hide it

to have sex with a boy/girl then staying away from them after

Girl 1: I just had sex with Ryan
Girl 2: Ride it then hide it baby girl

by Geecks May 5, 2016

hide the cat

to get high.

Wanna hide the cat after school?

by ahh lecks November 6, 2009

Hide the cracker

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.

Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.

by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018

hide and chief

The game you play when you and your buddies have the whip and need to find that spot to chief at.

Tim: We've been driving too long! Lets go to the park, I need that THC boost in my veins or else I'll go through withdrawls.
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .

by Noah Mohapatra July 31, 2016

hide-a-way

a penis that is 1-2 inches limp but can grow as it is erected, opposite than a danielitis penis

John's hide-a-way surprised his girl friend when it grew six fold from being limp.

by John Anthony Moore March 9, 2008