hibernap

Sleeping all day with intermittent short bursts of awakeness, especially common among night shift healthcare workers

I just worked three nights in a row, I'll be hibernapping until lunch and then again until dinner.

by rnsnowman April 23, 2017

HighBernate

A weed induced nap.

Oh Shit, I'm baked asf. I Gotta HighBernate

by O ska wara July 19, 2019

Hibernut

The act of falling asleep immediately after ejaculation.

After Suzie and I did it. I totally had to hibernut.

After sex, I always fall into hibernution.

I always hibernut, post-coitus.

by TheDisasterArtist November 21, 2019

Hibernary Sexual

One who hibernates from the world in the winter months and swears off all sex until the warmer springtime hits.

Identifying as a hibernary sexual combines my lack of intercourse in the colder months and my general distaste for humans in general.

by RetroThis October 26, 2020

Hiberntine

1. ( Noun)The act of staying indoors simulating animal hibernation. Sleeping and eating all day while staying away from people.
2. (verb)The action of being lazy, sleeping, and being absolutely unproductive

Hiberntine has me waking up at 2 pm.
I’ve been in hiberntine for 2 weeks now.
I’m going to hiberntine this weekend.
I need someone to hiberntine with.

by Lazer9090x October 28, 2020

Hiberdating

Hiberdating is when a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

We're Hiberdating

by Interius July 16, 2021

Hiberdating

When someone ignores their friends in favour of the girl/boyfriend they are dating at the moment. When they are unable to be in the same space, touching each other, they cannot be parted from their phone, where they are undoubtedly messaging them. They will mostly ignore their friends, unless they feel the need to insult them or defend their relationship. To sum it up, it's when couples spend over 60 hours a week in a vc.

Person 1: "Man, I haven't seen 3 for ages."

Person 2: "Yeah, not since they started dating 4."

Person 1: "But 4 lives overseas, how does that work?"

Person 2: "Over 60 hours in a vc, that's how. I wish they weren't hiberdating, I need their help with this job."

by Charcoal_Warpaint04 November 14, 2022