crap hazard

the act of sucking terribly at life; having to do with violent anal squirks arroused from unnecessary contact do to incertion of the anus.

1) kelsey is a crap hazard becasue she can't give a hand job.

2) the hobo smelled like a crap hazard.
(the homo smelled like a crap hazard.)

by Jeffrey V. from VA April 6, 2005

Hazaah

Hazaah is a type of onomatopoeia, devised while me and my friends were doing bugsy malone. It is used to show a group celebration about a particular event.

One person announces, "Hazaah for "insert object/name here" and then in responce, everyone shouts out "Hazaah!" in a celebrating type fashion.

This celebration is reserved only for males. If any femenists are reading this, then dont get too offended, just go and invent your own celebration

Darren:"Hazaah for hitting one of the staff with a custard pie!"

Every male: "HAZAAH!"

by Daz December 4, 2004

hazan

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by hambl April 1, 2003

hazael

ugly

eww its hazael

by hazael ayub November 22, 2018

Douche of Hazard

When a douche bag hose wraps itself around the neck of a douching douche bag who's head is up their ass.

The danger of the hose stranglings became know as the Douche of Hazard.

by sinner86 December 17, 2007

Choking Hazard

A penis at least 18 inches in length

"Watch out Stephanie, that's a choking hazard right there."

by JohnMcCayne March 27, 2009

Hazardware

Electronics, more so computes, that are pieced together from previous complete machines. Usually composed without have an outer-shell, such as a computer with no casing.

My friends and I have built a small hazardware computer, and it runs great!

by Error_32 March 21, 2015