by La_Favored December 18, 2022
Get the Gunnermug. Gunneritis (n.)
A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
A chronic and incurable psychological condition affecting football fans, characterized by unwavering support for Arsenal Football Club despite repeated heartbreak, underachievement, and self-inflicted setbacks.
Symptoms:
False hope syndrome – Convincing oneself that "this is our year" every August, only to be mathematically humbled by March.
Top 4 Fever – Viewing fourth place as a trophy and celebrating it accordingly.
Trophy Hallucinations – Repeatedly reminiscing about the Invincibles era as if it happened yesterday, despite it being over two decades ago.
Red Card Rage Disorder – A tendency for one’s team to collect unnecessary red cards at crucial moments, often ruining promising matches.
Europa League Fatigue – The annual cycle of dropping from the Champions League group stage or bottling Europa League knockout rounds.
Managerial Denial Syndrome – Believing every new manager is "the one," before inevitably calling for their sacking within three seasons.
Spurs Obsession – Measuring success against Tottenham, even when finishing trophyless.
Prognosis:
No known cure.
Condition worsens in February/March when the annual title collapse occurs.
Symptoms temporarily subside after occasional FA Cup wins but quickly return.
Treatment:
Lower expectations.
Embrace banter.
Consider switching to a stress-free sport like chess.
Accept that Arsenal will Arsenal, no matter what.
by BurgerBucks March 11, 2025
Get the GUNNERITISmug. A person who goes above and beyond to exceed expectations. It only has a negative connotation to those who aren't gunners. The term isn't actually about peers. It is about the person who wants it most. The person willing to stay up every night of the week to get it done.
by Duchess Urbino January 11, 2023
Get the Gunnermug. A male inmate in a correctional facility, that masturbates while staring at a female guard. The inmate fantasizes that he is having intercourse with the guard, while choking the chicken. This is called "gunning". Inmates in youthful offender facilities are called "young gunners". They are said to be quick on the draw and not afraid to gun down a C. O.
Man I walked by the shitter, and it was full of young gunners gunning down the cafeteria lady. All I heard was booyaka booyaka!!
by Dj splackdaddy September 27, 2020
Get the Gunnermug. war thunder but better
commander: "gunner, heat, pc! traverse left"
gunner: *traversing left*
commander: "steady... on"
gunner: "identified"
commander: "fire"
gunner: "on the way"
commander: "this is better than war thunder, we can talk, yeah?"
gunner: *traversing left*
commander: "steady... on"
gunner: "identified"
commander: "fire"
gunner: "on the way"
commander: "this is better than war thunder, we can talk, yeah?"
by i am dream u r gumball December 26, 2023
Get the gunner, heat, pcmug. by Babbles mcswiss July 20, 2021
Get the Tail gunnermug. by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022
Get the gunnermug.