Grooming the Duke

When you lube your dickhead before masturbation.

Dude, I was Grooming the Duke and my mom walked in. She needs to knock first.

by larrybirx August 5, 2023

grooming den

a chatroom where old people (typically males on discord) gather to groom little kids

person 1: " did you hear about that new grooming den"
person 2: "yeah my friend's in it she's so dumb"

by alyssasjournal September 5, 2023

Gooching

The act of a man master-baiting and ejaculating into the woman’s mouth without any physical contact. Typically used by abstinent Christians.

“Dude I am so gooching her tonight.”

by Eedyas October 13, 2023

Glootching

What fish do in the shower.

The fish are in the shower. They are glootching.

by Trioxide24 November 3, 2023

Grooming

1. Combing hair
2. Dating a Minor, online

1. I was grooming my hair in the shower
2. Reploid REVO is infamous for Grooming Minors

by lolmaster444 March 14, 2024

Gooching

A word that can be used interchangeably for either a positive or negative situation or effect.

For the past tense use: 'Gooched'

"I see 3 here; they've seen me oh sh*t! I'm getting gooched bad - help!"

"They are gooching as hard as Aphen gooched Connors mum last night!"

"Sweet christmas! Rose gooched the heck out of them!"

by BigChad69 April 17, 2024

Groonting

Act of cumming so much to the point you start grunting

When I get home, I'm gonna start groonting.

by Groontsquad April 18, 2024