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Asian Grading Scale

Americans and other somewhat easy-going peoples' grading scale should look a little like this...

A = Good job! Keep up the good work!

B = That's still good. But you can do better.

C = You're that the average level...which is acceptable.

D = Uh oh, you need to step up your game.

F = Well, you failed. Hopefully you can get a better grade later so you can pass.

HOWEVER. This is about the Asian Grading Scale. If you are a true hardcore Asian, unlike myself, then your grading scale should look a little like this...

A+ = Average.

Regular A = Acceptable...But You Can Do Better.

B = BULLSHIT. WTF-Were-You-Doing-In-Class?!?!

C = Cut-YOU WILL GET FUCKING CUT.

D = DEATH. That's it.

F = FUCKED. Wait, no, you can't get an F because you'd already be dead.

Most children will get beaten the shit out of them. Hopefully, that won't be you.
Yesterday I brought home my report card, with a B- for P.E. After all, Asians aren't good at anything not pertaining to academics. Haha just kidding I'm beast at sports. Just not at "participation," an excuse for the non-fit fatties. ANYWAYS, I gave the report card to my mom. She always uses the Asian Grading Scale.

"WHAT IS THIS? A-DA B MINUS? NO RICE FOR YOU DUMB-A-ASS. GO DIE."

Sad face.

This example was made for humourous people. Please do not take this to heart...unless this happens...then I'm sorry for you. Even my parents are less strict :U
by Don't Worry About It, Man. September 8, 2010
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7th Grade Bi

Used to describe someone who claims to be bisexual, but really isn't. Usually, these people tell others that they are bi, either because
A) they think that it's cool to be bi.
or
B) they can't deal with their inability to understand the opposite sex.
A: Hey, I heard that Jennifer said she was bi!
B: Naw dude, she's a 7th grade bisexual dude. She wouldn't do it with another girl.
by Natow October 7, 2010
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A racial slur referring to a person of both Asian and Caucasian ethnic background.
Guy 1 "Wow, that Asian girl is super hot!"

Guy 2 "I think if you look closer son, you will find that fine creature is a Gradual Slope"
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Grades

How people in the world judge you.
They're usually based on a scale of 1-100, with 100 being the best, or f - A+, with A+ being he best.
You get these grades in school, such as on a test or as an average for the class. if you get a bad grade on a test, it hurts your average grade for that class and lowers your self-esteem. Your parents will also get angry at you and won't stop talking about until your average in that class goes up to an "acceptable" grade by their standards.
Person 1: I have a horrible grade in ILA class.
Person 2: What do you have in that class?
Person 1: a D+
Person 2: WTF!!?! YOU ARE GOING TO END UP AS SOME HOMELESS GUY BEGGING FOR CASH FROM THE SMART KIDS IN YOUR GRADE! YOU BETTER GET THOSE GRADES UP!
by Nobody here March 15, 2015
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Grad School

Short for Graduate School. A way of putting off entering the real world.
"She went to grad school to delay the inevitable, a real job"
by jln4jc January 13, 2009
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The Graduate

The 1967 classic starring Dustin Hoffman, Anne Bancroft, and Katherine Ross. The Graduate is about a recent college graduate (Hoffman) who is seduced by the wife (Bancroft) of his father's business partner, then ends up falling in love with her daughter (Ross). Anne Bancroft's character became one of the most famous characters in movie history, Mrs. Robinson. The popular song "Mrs. Robinson" by Simon and Garfunkel was used in the movie.

It was based on a book by Charles Webb with the same title written in 1963.
The Graduate is one of the best films that came out of the 60's.

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?

And here's to you Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.
by Mikitira July 9, 2006
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